attackeh's strawpage

umm... i know it sounds hard but i think ur only gonna be able to read when he goes to sleep? i tried and theres no way to remove him... he's kinda in the way for now :P

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attackeh PAEG!!!!!! allert: incoming COOLNESS.,.,.,.

Hi my name is Hamburglar. I’ve stolen millions of McDonald’s burgers in my lifetime, so I’m a bit of an expert on burger-related subjects. I’ve been trying to up those numbers lately since McDonald’s introduced their tastiest classic burgers yet. The patties are juicier. The cheese is perfectly melted. The pillowy soft golden bun is a thing of beauty. These are the best McDonald’s burgers I’ve ever laid hands on — from the Big Mac (now with more Special Sauce in every bite) to the classic Cheeseburger and Double Cheeseburger.

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BEFORE YOU FOLLOW

does anyone know how to remove this blue card guy thing? HELLLLLP ;P

disc!(again)

roblox

still here?

(click it)

interact with M... HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

click here for: DISCORD...

do you:

undertale

AWSUM!!!!!! go to the left panel to DISCORd me...

Undertale the Musical

Logan Hugueny-Clark

INFO

if your,.,.

*weird

*weirder

*yet weirder

theres this funny website i get sent to when i click him???i might ask the forums what its about .-.

wait.. what else?

not for long!

nothing interesting here

uhhhhh... my straw.page?

P.S

uhhh.. i managed to move the blue guy up there??? but when i refresh my page some sort of barney appears for a second?? what now?? o_0

its walking towards the text rn... idk what its doing???? the "barney" looks kinda emo, and the eyes are covered like the blue spade creature i saw? oops i cant see the text anymore.. i dont wanna make a typo s i gona stop tying nowwwwwwwww by!!!!!!

uhm... i tried refreshig and clicking on them before they run away and now theres TWO pixel creatures on my website???? idk it might make my site seem cooler but they're getting in the way..

actally.,. i think im gonna type here? its kinda hard to read without the background but i dont think the barney sees me here...

WHAT??? theres two blue spades now???? and ones on a bicycle? whats so special about my page?

oky.. i dont know what i was expecting but it wasnt DOUBLE TROUBLE?? theres two spades AND two barneys now? and they're getting into a fight..?

IT IS I, [SPAMTON G SPAMTON] ALSO KNOWN AS [Numbar One Rated Salesman 1997]

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CLICK THIS [FUNNY LOOKING BUTTON] For Free [Hyperlink Blocked] !!!!

Spider Dance

Toby Fox

I GOTTA GO BYE

uhm.. i cant change the website anymore?